The Fun of Flying - REVIEWS
Edith Brewis, friend and critic.
Massey Lambard, USAF F-84 and TWA pilot and freelance journalist.
Art Giberson, Author of Photo Journalist, Eyes Of The Fleet and Blue Ghost. "Have you ever been in a plane before?" "Not when it was off the ground." "Not even commercially?" "Nope, Never been off the ground." "Are you ready anyway?" The First Lieutenant was a roly-poly friendly man with laughing eyes. He should be fun. "As ready as you are!" "Alright, strap your ass in the back seat. You’ve been taught how to use the parachute, right? Good, you may need it!" "Really?" "Yeah, because if you don’t tighten those shoulder straps any better, you're gonna fall right out of the damn plane! That’s alright though. Just wait until you have enough altitude so you wont break your neck when you hit. Now just sit back and enjoy!" He pulled his fat frame up the side of the little yellow bi-plane and lowered himself in the front seat. "AF, OPEN, DICHT!" (magnetos off, gas on, throttle closed) he hollered at the mechanic out front who swung the propeller a few times. Next, a THUMBS-UP sign, "CONTACT!", one more swing and all 45 horsepower kicked into action. Lt. Hoxel gave it some throttle and started zigzagging down the grass field. Before lining up between the "DOGHOUSES" that lined the runway, he faced the engine into the wind and ran up the engine some. Seemingly satisfied, he rolled in between the "DOGHOUSES", looked over his shoulder and hollered: "YOU O.K?" "O.K!" "Just put your hand on the stick and feel with me!" For the first time in his life, he was actually flying and climbing higher. The sensation wasn’t all that unusual. It felt like riding in a car, but suspended. What was elating was the thought that he was really flying. Twenty years old and flying! Unbelievable! No one in his family had ever been in an airplane before and here he was, climbing toward the clouds and watching the world from up above. All those neat patches of green below, dark, medium and light green, pastures, woods, grain fields and potato patches, all nice and orderly…. "OH SHIT!" He hung upside down, suddenly! It happened so unexpectedly that he grabbed the cables along the inside of the plane. It scared the living hell out of him momentarily, mostly because it was so sudden. The voice in the helmet said: " I told you to tighten those belts and keep your hand on the stick!" "How did he know that?" |
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